witty quotes

I stumbled upon these quotes and found them witty. Hope ypu like them too

1.It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain

2.Bad spellers of the world - Untie!
- Graffiti

3.Don't wish ill for your enemy, plan it.
- Syrus, Maxims

4.A vaccum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
- Tennessee William, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

5.The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Groucho Marx

6.It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
- Jerome K. Jerome

7.Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again.
- Unknown

8.Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

9.The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
- George Bernard Shaw

10.If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson

Rise of Machines? i dont think so

It was 3.00 a.m and I was desperately trying to go back to sleep.Someone had suggested once that thinking of stuff you have done the previous day will help you fall asleep.
So I started thing of stuff i had done the previous day and i got a list that looked something like this:
morning - read newapaper watched a movie
noon - watched a movie
evening - watched a movie
night watched a movie.
I dont know why(:)) but I was not getting sleepy. So i began to think about what i had watched.
I had watched matrix and terminator. Both the movies had machines taking  over the world.
But why? I mean what will be there purpose of their  life?
Human beings have some purpose. It can be professional - I want to be an engineer, personal - i want to rule the world or pure fantasies -  i want to kiss lara dutta. What will machines wish for? life-long batteries?
Also if machines are created in man's 'image' wouldn't they be killing each other and fighting over metal color?